March 2013
January 2013
icegrill:
brainfried:
remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
i was like “damn……”
i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga
“Some periods of our growth are so confusing that we don’t even recognize that...”
– Alice Walker, with a quote for every classroom wall. (via caitsmeissner)
shoyz misses the point 101
I imagine saving money is more important than morals
that
sounds wrong
besides game piracy isn't much to be sad about
are you sure
you're just as guilty if you rent or buy used
well
money > morals are you sure about that
little more guilty
yes
shoyz is a bad person
doesn't that sound
horrible
no
would you rather have money and games or be poor and feel good about paying for your games
i meant
like
overall
not just in the context of free games
I pirate movies too?
Exposing the Limits of IQ →
jtotheizzoe:
In an incredible intersection of digital connection and modern neuroscience, over 100,000 people recently took part in the largest test of intelligence and cognitive ability ever undertaken. The results might disprove that there’s any one measure, like IQ, that truly captures the broad range of mental talent seen in the world’s population.
Instead of “IQ” or any one component, it...
“You are not IN the universe, you ARE the universe, an intrinsic part of it....”
– Eckhart Tolle (via we-are-star-stuff)
waiting-for-the-tardis:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
and a partridge in a pear tree
How to not derail discussions about domestic...
Times when it's appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When someone states that men cannot be abused.
Times when it's appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When someone states that a woman cannot be an abuser and that a man cannot be a victim.
Times when it's appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When someone states that only women can be victims.
Times when it's NOT appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When people are discussing an incidence of domestic violence and the victim happened to be a woman.
Times when it's NOT appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When a woman is discussing her experiences with being a victim of abuse.
Times when it's NOT appropriate to say "men can be abused too!": When people are discussing the widespread and systematic violence against women.
sillysocialjustice:
I like to think of myself a lefty who happens to use Tumblr.
There’s a big difference between us and Tumblr Lefties.
Unfortunately in a lot of cases the former ends up turning into the latter…
slvgworth:
and here we see a visual representation of my life
4 tags
December 2012
when my friend's ex starts talking to us at a...
stanfordguyproblems:
gayalpha:
so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe
wat
mind
blown
seriously though
5 tags
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell...
1 tag
“It occurred to me that I really should not ever be worrying about the player. Or...”
– - Day[9] (via crystaled-visions)
oneironic:
penguin-butts:
remember before tumblr when i could take things seriously
amazing gif award
Watchapplespirate:
thenecessityofnaturalselection:
tinyblacktears:
For my boo, thissomeblackpanthershit.
let me love you
It’s really sad that, by my count, this is the second video this gentleman has had to make proving he’s black because SJW fuckwits assume he’s A CRACKA SPY just because he doesn’t hate white people as much as them.
Black people are not a hivemind.
Repeat after me: Black...
acquaintedwithrask:
wellalright:
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
you sick bastard
when my friend got an A- and i got a B+
stanfordguyproblems:
when it's obvious that everyone in a study group...
stanfordguyproblems:
